Despite it being cold and rainy and anything but spring-like outside, I couldn’t wait and started doing some spring cleaning and sorting everything I’m probably never going to wear again.

Four bags of clothes packed, including one full bag of dancer wear that I’m simply too bored with to wear ever again. (Sidenote: My used streetclothes usually go to Value-Village, but I’ve always had a problem getting rid of my old work clothes- it somehow feels wrong to donate stripper clothes to the poor or sell it to other dancers, yet I definitely don’t want to throw them out! So all my packed-up work clothes just end up sitting in boxes in my basement, mounting evidence to my ‘second’ life.

Sidenote 2: Never had problem selling my old work shoes though-not to dancers, of course, but to shoe fetishists. Damn, those guys sure love those shoes!)

Here are some sexy numbers I couldn’t help but order (all images are clickable):

Simple, white, sparkly, and glows in black light. It comes in 7 colors and the black one is quite nice too. $39.50 from flirtcatalog.com

Satin lace dress. Yes. I’m a sucker for little lace dresses, and have owned more of them than should be enough for any sane person..but this one is dead sexy. It’s now on sale for $59.95

Long sleeve crop tops are fantastic. Super comfortable, great as both stripper and street clothes as they can be worn with jeans, skirts etc. $27.50, available in 6 colors.

Camouflage skirts, kilts, and any mini-skirt made to look like some sort of uniform are always a huge hit with customers. I learned that the night I bought my first school-girl kilt. It paid for itself 5 times within the first few hours of my work shift. I paid $95 for mine, and this one is on sale for $19.50

Not really a costume skirt- but a cute number that will go with just about anything! $27.50 (also comes in bright pink…if that’s what you like. I prefer black. )

Make sure you click on the image and see this one up close- it’s perfect, and my number One find of 2011 so far. Antique suede bikini set with eyelet trim. Can’t wait until it arrives in the mail! ( 3 colors, $79.50, which is a bargain!)

Ok, this one will I will keep for personal use, but I thought I’d share anyway.

I am one of very few women who hates the hassle of going out shopping, so being able to shop for everything I need online,  without having to get out of bed, is 100% for me.

Where do you shop for work clothes?

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